Tuesday 18 December 2012

The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey



Tonight I have been to see The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey.

From Academy Award®-winning filmmaker Peter Jackson comes "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey," the first of a trilogy of films adapting the enduringly popular masterpiece The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien.

The three films tell a continuous story set in Middle-earth 60 years before "The Lord of the Rings," which Jackson and his filmmaking team brought to the big screen in the blockbuster trilogy that culminated with the Oscar®-winning "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King." The adventure follows the journey of title character Bilbo Baggins, who is swept into an epic quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Erebor from the fearsome dragon Smaug. Approached out of the blue by the wizard Gandalf the Grey, Bilbo finds himself joining a company of thirteen dwarves led by the legendary warrior, Thorin Oakenshield. Their journey will take them into the Wild; through treacherous lands swarming with Goblins and Orcs, deadly Wargs and Sorcerers. Although their goal lies to the East and the wastelands of the Lonely Mountain, first they must escape the goblin tunnels, where Bilbo meets the creature that will change his life forever...Gollum.

Here, alone with Gollum, on the shores of an underground lake, the unassuming Bilbo Baggins not only discovers depths of ingenuity and courage that surprise even him, he also gains possession of Gollum's "precious" ring that holds unexpected and useful qualities... A simple, gold ring that is tied to the fate of all Middle-earth in ways Bilbo cannot begin to know.

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Tuesday 20 November 2012

Argo


Tonight I have been to see Argo.

Ben Affleck directs and stars in the incredible true story of a secret mission to rescue six Americans trapped in Iran. It's 1979 and revolutionaries have just raided the US embassy in Tehran, taking 52 Americans hostage. But as the hostage crisis deepens, another extraordinary story is unfolding. Six Americans have escaped and are hiding in the home of the Canadian ambassador. As revolutionary guards conduct door-to-door searches, they face the real possibility of meeting very nasty ends. But CIA 'exfiltration' expert Tony Mendez (Ben Affleck) has an audacious and risky plan. With the help of Hollywood special effects expert John Chambers (John Goodman) and producer Lester Siegel (Alan Arkin), he intends to pretend the six are a Canadian film crew making a science fiction film! Based on real events, details of which were recently declassified, Ben Affleck's dazzling follow-up to 'The Town' is a story so astonishing that it could only be true.

Tuesday 13 November 2012

Love Bite


Tonight I have been to see Love Bite.

A werewolf preys on virgins in this seriously sexy British horror-comedy! In the dead-end seaside resort town of Rainmouth-on-Sea, there's nothing much for the local lads to do during the summer holidays apart from hanging around arcades and chasing girls. Trouble is, most of the girls aren't worth chasing. Jamie (Ed Speleers) is bored out of his mind and dreaming of escape. Then smart, sexy American traveller Juliana (Jessica Szohr) walks into his life. Naturally, Jamie is smitten. But then something weird starts to happen. A boy named Bruno (Robin Morrissey) disappears while coming home from a party and an enigmatic stranger reveals there's a werewolf on the loose. What's more, this hungry lycanthrope is preying on virgin flesh. The only way to avoid its attentions is to pop your cherry as quickly as possible! 'An American Werewolf in London' meets 'The Inbetweeners Movie' in this hilarious, hormone-charged comic horror from 'West Is West' director Andy de Emmony.




Tuesday 6 November 2012

Fun Size


Tonight I have been to see Fun Size.

There's romance and chaos in the air in this outrageous Halloween teen comedy from the creator of 'The O.C.' It's Halloween - the night of the big party to which Wren (Victoria Justice) and her best pal April (Jane Levy) have been invited by dreamy Aaron Riley (Thomas McDonell). Then Wren's mum drops a bombshell. She's off out for the evening, leaving Wren to take charge of freaky little brother Albert (Jackson Nicoll). As if things couldn't possibly get any worse, Albert disappears while out trick or treating. Now Wren and April need to track him down on this wildest of nights, and to do that they need to commandeer a car driven by nerdy Roosevelt (Thomas Mann). Little do they know that mischievous Albert has been recruited for a vengeance mission! This feature debut by US TV writer and producer Josh Schwartz, creator of 'The O.C.' and screenwriter of 'Gossip Girl', is a real Halloween comedy treat.

Tuesday 30 October 2012

Skyfall


Tonight I have been to see Skyfall.

James Bond is back, but his loyalty is tested as M's past comes back to haunt her. This year marks the 50th anniversary since the infamous spy franchise first started and the producers of the latest Bond film have pulled out all the stops. For the first time in the series' history, a James Bond film is being directed by an Academy Award winner in the form of Sam Mendes, who won the award for American Beauty in Mendes has bought with him a wealth of talent - in fact, the impressive cast and crew of technical experts have 35 Academy Award nominations and five wins between them. It is no wonder that this is rumoured to be the biggest Bond ever. Filmed all over the world including Turkey and China, 'Skyfall' sees MI6 come under attack and Bond (Daniel Craig) dispatched to track down and destroy the threat - no matter how great the personal cost. The stellar cast also includes Javier Bardem as the villainous Silva who, after his scene-stealing performance in 'No Country For Old Men', will be more than a match for Craig's Bond.

Tuesday 23 October 2012

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower


Today at Cineworld Bolton I have been to see The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

Emma Watson stars in Stephen Chbosky's adaptation of his funny and touching coming-of-age novel. Charlie (Logan Lerman) has never stood out from the crowd. But after a close friend commits suicide, this shy and awkward outcast teen is determined to turn his life around during the new school term. Charlie soon makes friends with flamboyant Patrick (Ezra Miller) and his beautiful step-sister Sam (Emma Watson), who introduce him to a new world of fun. His teacher Bill (Paul Rudd) also broadens Charlie's horizons by developing his appetite for great literature. He soon begins to fall in love with Sam, but matters are about to get complicated. Stephen Chbosky's 1999 novel was hugely acclaimed for its wit, truthfulness and courage in tackling difficult subject matter. In adapting his own book for the screen, he has assembled a dream cast headlined by Emma Watson. It's also our first chance to hear her speak with an American accent!

Tuesday 9 October 2012

Looper


Bruce Willis stars in a mind-boggling sci-fi action movie about a time-travelling assassin hired to kill his future self! One of the biggest problems facing any mobster is how to whack someone without leaving messy evidence behind. By 2072, the technology for time travel exists, even though it's illegal to make use of it. This doesn't stop the criminals, who employ assassins known as loopers. Their job is to nip back 30 years to 2042, before the advent of time travel, and eliminate targets sent from the future. That way, there's no evidence the victim ever existed. There's just one rule: never let your target escape. But that's exactly what happens when looper Joe (Joseph Gordon Levitt) finds that the man who's just materialised in front of him is his future self (Bruce Willis)! From the director of cult hit 'Brick', 'Looper' is a ferociously clever and exciting time travel thriller.

Tuesday 2 October 2012

Now Is Good


Tonight I have been to see Now Is Good.

Moving drama about a young woman determined to live life to the full after being diagnosed with a terminal illness.

Tessa Scott (Dakota Fanning) carries a burden that no 17-year-old old should have to endure. She knows her time is short. Having taken the decision to give up treatment for the illness that will claim her life, Tessa decides to spend her remaining days doing everything a normal teenager could hope to experience. With best pal Zoey (Kaya Scodelario), she draws up her own 'bucket list'. This proves especially difficult for dad (Paddy Considine) and mum (Olivia Williams) as it includes such risky behaviour as taking drugs and losing her virginity. But until she meets new neighbour Adam (Jeremy Irvine), Tessa doesn't expect to experience the exhilarating intensity of love. Adapted from Jenny Downham's bestseller, British director Ol Parker's uplifting drama is a dizzying, romantic and profoundly emotional celebration of life.

Tuesday 18 September 2012

Anna Karenina


Tonight I have been to see Anna Kerenina.

Keira Knightley and Jude Law star in a spectacular new adaptation of Tolstoy's epic love story.

Trapped in a loveless marriage to Alexei (Jude Law), aristocrat and socialite Anna Karenina (Keira Knightley) falls for the dashing Count Vronsky (Aaron Johnson). But this is late 19th century Russian high society, where such scandalous affairs rarely go unpunished. The price of her passion proves very high indeed as she is shunned by her peers and even threatened with separation from her son. Frequently described as the greatest novel of all time, Leo Tolstoy's romantic tragedy centres on one of literature's great heroines. This sumptuously staged new screen version is scripted by Tom Stoppard, who won an Oscar for 'Shakespeare in Love'. It also reunites Keira Knightley with director Joe Wright after their acclaimed collaborations 'Pride & Prejudice' and 'Atonement'. The outstanding supporting cast includes Kelly Macdonald, Matthew Macfadyen, Emily Watson and Olivia Williams.

Sunday 16 September 2012

The Sweeney


This afternoon I have been to see The Sweeney.

Ray Winstone and Ben Drew explode onto the screen as the legendary London crime fighters!

Nailing villains is all that matters to Flying Squad officers Jack Regan (Ray Winstone) and his loyal partner George Carter (Ben Drew). They get results by ignoring the rulebook, much to the exasperation of the Guv (Damian Lewis). But when a bank heist takes place, they suspect an old adversary has returned. As the stakes are raised, hard-as-nails Regan will stop at nothing in pursuit of the wrong 'un. From Nick Love, director of 'The Firm', this is an exhilarating, eagerly anticipated update of the great '70s TV series. It tears up the capital's streets, slamming our favourite old school coppers brutally into the modern age. Ray Winstone is perfectly cast as uncompromising Regan. Rising star Ben Drew - aka rapper Plan B - makes a terrific sidekick. The thrilling script is co-written by John Hodge, of 'Trainspotting' fame.

Friday 14 September 2012

The Possession


Last night I went to see The Possession.

A horrifying tale of a family menaced by a box containing an evil spirit.

When a husband (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and wife (Kyra Sedgwick) buy an antique box at a yard sale, they little realise that they're making the biggest mistake of their lives. Bringing it home, they become plagued by mysterious and terrifying events. But even more disturbing is their youngest daughter's growing obsession with the peculiar object. After some investigation, they uncover its secret. The box was originally made to house a 'dibbuk' - a malevolent spirit that takes over and eventually consumes its human host. Now the couple are in a frightening race against time to save their family. From 'Evil Dead' and 'Drag Me to Hell' director Sam Raimi's Ghost House Pictures, this is a spine-tingling supernatural story. Chillingly, it was inspired by a 2004 'LA Times' article reporting a 'Dibbuk Box' that was offered for sale on eBay.

Tuesday 11 September 2012

Lawless


Tonight I have been to see Lawless.

A bootlegging clan take on a corrupt lawman in this stylish true-life gangster epic set in Prohibition-era America.

In defiance of Prohibition, Franklin County, Virginia, has acquired a reputation as "the wettest county in the world". That's thanks largely to the tough, seemingly invincible Bondurant brothers: Jack (Shia LaBeouf), Forrest (Tom Hardy) and Howard (Jason Clarke). Their powerful and popular brand of moonshine has made them local legends. But everything changes in 1931 with the arrival of Special Deputy Charlie Rakes (Guy Pearce). He's something of a psychopath, whose mission is to crack down on bootlegging. But the siblings aren't about to give up their empire without a bloody and brutal fight. Mia Wasikowska and Jessica Chastain have key love interest roles in this visceral gangster thriller, adapted by Nick Cave from Matt Bondurant's fact-based novel about his relatives. It's the third superb collaboration between Cave and 'The Proposition' director John Hillcoat.

Thursday 6 September 2012

The Possession


Tonight I have been to see The Possession.

A horrifying tale of a family menaced by a box containing an evil spirit.

When a husband (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and wife (Kyra Sedgwick) buy an antique box at a yard sale, they little realise that they're making the biggest mistake of their lives. Bringing it home, they become plagued by mysterious and terrifying events. But even more disturbing is their youngest daughter's growing obsession with the peculiar object. After some investigation, they uncover its secret. The box was originally made to house a 'dibbuk' - a malevolent spirit that takes over and eventually consumes its human host. Now the couple are in a frightening race against time to save their family. From 'Evil Dead' and 'Drag Me to Hell' director Sam Raimi's Ghost House Pictures, this is a spine-tingling supernatural story. Chillingly, it was inspired by a 2004 'LA Times' article reporting a 'Dibbuk Box' that was offered for sale on eBay.

Tuesday 4 September 2012

Total Recall


Tonight I have been to see Total Recall.

In 2084, a factory worker discovers that he might be a spy for one of the world's big nation states and has to learn the truth before it gets him killed.

After being devastated by war, the planet is divided into two superpowers locked in a battle for supremacy - Euromerica and New Shanghai. In this world lives Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell), a factory worker frustrated with his life. Despite being married to the beautiful Lori (Kate Beckinsale), he feels that something is missing. In order to take a break from his mundane schedule, Quaid visits ReKall, a company that can turn your wildest dreams into real memories - for a price. Choosing to experience what it is like to be a super-spy, Quaid agrees to a mind-trip - but the procedure goes horribly wrong. Suddenly Quaid is a wanted man and finds himself hunted by the police and Chancellor Cohaagen (Bryan Cranston), the President of Euromerica.

As war threatens to engulf the planet, Quaid teams up with a rebel fighter (Jessica Biel) to find the head of the underground resistance (Bill Nighy). But which side is Quaid really on?

Tuesday 28 August 2012

Keith Lemon The Film


Tonight at Bolton Cineworld I have seen Keith Lemon The Film.

Leigh Francis brings his funniest comic creation to the big screen as Keith Lemon makes his feature film debut.

Moving from his hometown of Leeds to the big lights of London, Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis) is determined to become a successful entrepreneur. Through sheer luck, Lemon finds himself an overnight billionaire after pitching The Lemon Phone, the latest must-have gadget. With success comes everything he ever wanted - money, fame and girl of his dreams Kelly Brook (starring as herself). However success is fleeting and it's not long before Lemon's moronic and reckless actions make him a failure again. The only question is how long will it take him to redeem himself and prove to the world that he's not just a loser? With a cast including some of the biggest names in show business including David Hasselhoff, Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby, Gary Barlow and Ronan Keating, the scene is set for Lemon to hilariously embarrass himself like never before.

Tuesday 21 August 2012

The Expendables 2


Tonight I have been to see The Expendables 2

The world's greatest action stars return to the big screen in the sequel to box-office smash 'The Expendables'.

When Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) hires The Expendables for a seemingly simple mission, things take a turn for the worst when one of the team is killed. Not just that, but six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium have been stolen, placing the entire world in danger. Now, trapped behind enemy lines and with the world at risk from nuclear attack, the Expendables must overcome the odds, take their revenge and save the day. Along with returning action stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jet Li, 'The Expendables 2' has upped the action star quota with the addition of Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris. With 'Con Air' and 'The Mechanic' director Simon West taking the reins, you can be sure that this sequel will be bigger than the cast's biceps.

Wednesday 15 August 2012

The Bourne Legacy


Last Night I went to see The Bourne Legacy.

The all-new adrenaline-pumping chapter in the groundbreaking Bourne franchise.

Set at the same time as 'The Bourne Ultimatum', 'The Bourne Legacy' follows the fallout of Jason Bourne's actions against the shadowy Blackbriar organisation. While his actions may have exposed Blackbriar's illegal operations, Bourne's mission has resulted in a life or death struggle for another agent - Aaron Cross (Jeremy Renner). Following the killing of Guardian journalist Simon Ross (Paddy Considine) and Congress's investigation into the Blackbriar program, CIA agent Byer (Edward Norton) decides to shut down all of his covert operations and wipe out any evidence. This includes all agents similar to Bourne, such as Aaron Cross and their handlers. Escaping with scientist Marta Shearing (Rachel Weisz), Cross must fight to stay alive, discover the truth about his mission and stay one step ahead of Byer and his men. With Jeremy Renner's recent success in 'Marvel's Avengers Assemble', 'The Bourne Legacy' sees him establish himself as one of Hollywood's leading action stars.

Wednesday 8 August 2012

Ted


Last night I went to see Ted.

A grown man is saddled with a potty-mouthed teddy bear in this raunchy comedy from the creator of 'Family Guy'.

On Christmas Day, an eight-year-old boy clutches his beloved teddy bear to his chest and wishes it could talk. Bad idea. For this is a wish that comes true, with unexpected consequences. Many years later, John (Mark Wahlberg) is an adult. So too is Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) - the walking, talking little furry companion who refuses to leave his side. That's something of a problem, because John has fallen hopelessly in love with the beautiful Lori (Mila Kunis). And she's laying down the law. In order for their relationship to progress, the foul-mouthed, hard-drinking, drug-taking, womanising little bear has to go. This is the first feature film from Seth MacFarlane, creator of cult TV hit 'Family Guy'. A near-the-knuckle comedy blending CGI and live action seamlessly, it introduces the baddest bear you've ever seen!

Tuesday 31 July 2012

3D - Ice Age 4 Continental Drift


Today I have been to see 3D - Ice Age 4 Continental Drift.

Scrat sets an entire continent adrift, leading to the biggest Ice Age adventure yet - in eye-popping 3D!

Our prehistoric friends are about to face their greatest ever challenge! While pursuing his elusive acorn, Scrat inadvertently triggers a cataclysm that sends the continents on their separate ways. Manny the mammoth (Ray Romano) and Sid the sloth (John Leguizamo) are separated from their families as they're washed away on an iceberg. Once again, they're joined by grumpy sabre-toothed cat Diego (Dennis Leary). So begins an epic new adventure in which they encounter all manner of weird giant sea creatures. They also join battle with a band of ruthless pirate critters led by Captain Gutt (Peter Dinklage). While the trio find their inner heroes as they face impossible odds, Diego falls for the comely and alluring Shira (Jennifer Lopez).

Friday 27 July 2012

Katy Perry : Part Of Me


Today in Llandudno I have been to see Katy Perry : Part Of Me.

Pop sensation Katy Perry tells her own incredible true story in a vibrant musical documentary

How does a girl from a sheltered Christian background go on to become a global superstar, selling 11 million albums worldwide? It's an amazing story, and now Katy Perry tells it in her own words. Katy says she was inspired by Madonna's 'Truth or Dare' documentary to capture a snapshot of her life with this entertaining blend of documentary and concert film. Archive footage reveals her strict religious upbringing, during which she was forbidden to listen to secular music. She also talks about her abortive early gospel singing career. But perseverance won through as Katy achieved her dream. Now she says her ambition with those colourful live shows is to make people smile, while her songs form a 'mad diary' of her life. There have also been bumps along the way, and Katy takes the opportunity to talk about her short-lived marriage to Russell Brand.

Wednesday 25 July 2012

Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World


Today in Llandudno I have been to see Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World.

Keira Knightley and Steve Carell team up for a funny and touching end-of-the-world comedy!

A 75 mile wide asteroid is on a collision course with the Earth. Humanity has just 21 days left. While the media provide a cheery countdown to doom, interspersed with classic rock, people start to seize the moment. Among them is the wife of meek, conformist insurance salesman Dodge (Steve Carell), who promptly leaves him! Adrift, Dodge teams up with extrovert neighbour Penny (Keira Knightley) and they hit the road together. He's determined to track down his school sweetheart, while she plans to spend her last days with her family in England. But as they flee the riot-torn city, this odd couple embark on a journey that is as much personal as it is incident-packed. Best known for adapting 'Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist' for the screen, writer/director Lorene Scafaria delivers a moving, frequently hilarious film that explores apocalypse on a human scale.

The Dark Knight Rises


Today in Llandudno I have been to see The Dark Knight Rises.

Christopher Nolan's breathtaking Batman trilogy concludes in jaw-droppingly epic style!

Eight years have passed since the tumultuous events of 'The Dark Knight'. Having taken the rap for inspirational DA Harvey Dent's crimes, Batman (Christian Bale) is in exile. His alter-ego, Bruce Wayne, has yet to recover. At least Gotham City is finally at peace. But not for long. As the mysterious Selina Kyle (Anne Hathaway) tells Wayne, there's a storm brewing. And that storm brings the full destructive force of the masked, terrifyingly evil Bane (Tom Hardy). When Bane declares all-out war on Gotham, Batman has no choice but to return to the fray for the ultimate showdown. Visionary director Christopher Nolan delivers the finale we've all been waiting for as the Dark Knight legend goes into climactic overdrive. Anne Hathaway's Selina Kyle/Catwoman brings leather-clad sex appeal. And brilliant Brit Tom Hardy, who was so extraordinary in 'Bronson', stakes his claim as the ultimate villain.

Tuesday 17 July 2012

Katy Perry : Part Of Me


Tonight I have been to see Katy Perry : Part Of Me.

Pop sensation Katy Perry tells her own incredible true story in a vibrant musical documentary

How does a girl from a sheltered Christian background go on to become a global superstar, selling 11 million albums worldwide? It's an amazing story, and now Katy Perry tells it in her own words. Katy says she was inspired by Madonna's 'Truth or Dare' documentary to capture a snapshot of her life with this entertaining blend of documentary and concert film. Archive footage reveals her strict religious upbringing, during which she was forbidden to listen to secular music. She also talks about her abortive early gospel singing career. But perseverance won through as Katy achieved her dream. Now she says her ambition with those colourful live shows is to make people smile, while her songs form a 'mad diary' of her life. There have also been bumps along the way, and Katy takes the opportunity to talk about her short-lived marriage to Russell Brand.

Tuesday 10 July 2012

The Amazing Spider-Man


Tonight I have been to see The Amazing Spider-Man.

The Marvel superhero summer continues with a brilliant re-imagining of the Spider-Man story!

Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield) is your typical awkward teenager, struggling to find his way in the world. Abandoned by his parents as a boy, he's been raised by his uncle Ben (Martin Sheen) and aunt May (Sally Field). Like many teens, he's also dealing with the joys and pains of first love, having fallen for beautiful schoolmate Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone). But as Peter is about to discover, he is anything but a normal teen. Finding a mysterious briefcase left by his father, he unravels the secret of his destiny as Spider-Man and embarks on a quest that leads to sinister Dr. Curt Connors (Rhys Ifans). The stage is set for a spectacular showdown with Connors' terrifying alter-ego - The Lizard! British actor Andrew Garfield brings a completely fresh approach to Spider-Man opposite his real-life girlfriend Emma Stone in this incredible reboot.

Tuesday 3 July 2012

Storage 24


Tonight I have been to see Storage 24.

An alien predator stalks a locked storage facility in this British sci-fi thriller starring Noel Clarke.

Charlie (Noel Clarke) and Shelley (Antonia Campbell-Hughes) have just broken up. Now it's time to visit the storage unit where their possessions are kept - and divide them up. Keeping the ex-couple company are their friends Mark (Colin O'Donoghue) and Nikki (Laura Haddock). But what the preoccupied foursome don't know is that London is on lockdown. A military cargo plane has crash-landed, dispersing its highly classified contents across the city. It quickly becomes clear that an extra-terrestrial has somehow got into the damaged storage facility. And now the four are trapped with this malevolent life form in a building expressly designed for maximum security! Horror director Johannes Roberts moves into sci-fi with this tense and claustrophobic thrill ride. For star, co-writer and producer Noel Clarke, it's a welcome return to alien-battling 'Doctor Who' territory.

Sunday 1 July 2012

Friends With Kids

This Afternoon I have been to see Friends With Kids.

Two best friends try an unconventional parenting technique in this heart-warming romantic comedy.

Julie (Jennifer Westfeldt) and Jason (Adam Scott) are platonic best friends from college days. They've watched as their mutual pals get all coupled-up and their lives change with the arrival of children. Leslie (Maya Rudolph) and Alex (Chris O'Dowd), who used to be appalled at the sight of kids in posh restaurants, now have two out-of-control children of their own. And whereas once Missy (Kristen Wiig) and Ben (Jon Hamm) couldn't keep their hands off one another, now they argue and struggle with a toddler. Convinced there must be a better way, Julie and Jason decide to have a baby together while dating other people. This proves easier said than done when Julie begins to develop feelings for the father of her child. 'Friends with Kids' was inspired by real-life child-free couple Jennifer Westfeldt and 'Mad Men' star Jon Hamm's own observations and experiences.

Wednesday 27 June 2012

The Five Year Engagement


Last night I went to see The Five Year Engagement.

A sparkling romantic comedy about a couple whose lives just keep getting in the way of their wedding!

It's love at first sight when Tom (Jason Segel) and Violet (Emily Blunt) meet at a New Year's Eve party in San Francisco. It seems they really are the perfect couple, destined to spend the rest of their lives together. One year later, Tom proposes and Violet accepts. Next stop the fairytale wedding. But there's one small problem. Psychologist Violet has just been offered a two-year academic post in Michigan. Swallowing his disappointment, sous chef Tom advises her to go for it. With the wedding on hold, the couple go about their busy lives. But little do they suspect the obstacles that are about to be placed in the way of happy ever after! 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' director Nicholas Stoller and star Jason Segel team up with 'Bridesmaids' producer Judd Apatow for this thoroughly modern romantic comedy.

Tuesday 19 June 2012

Rock Of Ages


Today I have been to see Rock Of Ages.


The film of the smash hit musical, starring Tom Cruise as a long-haired rock god!

It's 1987, and in the world of rock the hair is big and the choruses are even bigger! The epicentre of this rock universe is the Bourbon Room on LA's Sunset Strip. And its biggest star is charismatic Stacee Jaxx (Tom Cruise). Into this heady world of dreams, ambitions and power chords come two young lovers - small town girl Sherrie Christian (Julianne Hough) and city boy Drew Boley (Diego Bonita). But the Bourbon Room's very future is threatened by mayor's wife Patricia Whitmore (Catherine Zeta-Jones), who disapproves of all the depravity and wants to close it down. 'Hairspray' director Adam Shankman brings the popular Broadway and West End musical to the big screen with a great cast that also includes Russell Brand and Mary J. Blige. The soundtrack features songs by a who's who of classic '80s rock, from Def Leppard to Journey.

Tuesday 12 June 2012

Snow White And The Huntsman


Tonight I have been to see Snow White And The Huntsman.

Kristen Stewart and Chris Hemsworth star in a thrilling action-adventure makeover of the classic fairytale.

Evil Queen Ravenna (Charlize Theron) learns from her magic mirror that there is one who is fairer than

she - one who is also destined to take her throne. Discovering that her rival is Snow White (Kristen

Stewart), the Queen sends a fearless huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) to track down and kill her youthful rival. But what she doesn't anticipate is that the hunstman will become Snow White's protector and train her in the art of war! 'Thor' star Chris Hemsworth and Twilight's Kristen Stewart lead the cast of this imaginative, visually stunning reworking of the Grimm fairy tale, much of which was shot on location in the UK. Those legendary dwarves are portrayed by a who's who of British acting talent - Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins, Toby Jones, Eddie Marsan, Brian Gleeson, Ray Winstone, Nick Frost and Johnny Harris.

Sunday 10 June 2012

The Pact


Today I have been to see The Pact.

A young woman returns home to confront a sinister presence in this spine-tingling horror!

Following the death of her mother, Nicole Barlow (Agnes Bruckner) returns alone to the family home at 550 Claremont Avenue. That evening, she makes a video call to her young daughter, who asks, "Mummy - who's that behind you?" This is the last that's heard of Nicole. Now her estranged sister Annie (Caity Lotz) must reluctantly come back to the house she'd rather forget. But a series of shocking and unexplained events suggest that she is not alone in the property! With the assistance of an investigator named Creek (Casper Van Dien), she discovers a room she cannot remember. To solve the mystery of these unsettling developments, tough biker chick Annie will have to unlock her the doors of her own past. Writer/director Nicholas McCarthy has expanded his cult short film of the same title into a tense and shocking feature.

Saturday 9 June 2012

Red Tails


Today I have been to see Red Tails.

The thrilling story of World War II's first African-American fighter squadron.

It's the Second World War , and racist US top brass consider the black airmen of the 332nd Squadron to be "mentally inferior" to their white counterparts. Stationed far behind enemy lines, the frustrated pilots are stuck with dilapidated aircraft and can only pick off the remnants of German forces. But US bombers are taking a pounding from the Luftwaffe, so Colonel A.J Bullard (Terrence Howard) is reluctantly given the opportunity to show what his men can do. Under the command of Major Emmanuel Stance (Cuba Gooding Jr), the squadron provides such effective air support that they are chosen to participate in the daring first raid on Berlin. Inspired by the true story of the Tuskegee Airmen, 'Red Tails' was produced and personally financed by 'Star Wars' director George Lucas. Thanks to his Lucasfilm effects team, it boasts some of the most amazing aerial battles ever seen on screen.

Tuesday 5 June 2012

Moonrise Kingdom


Tonight I have been to see Moonrise Kingdom.

Bill Murray and Bruce Willis star in Wes Anderson's brilliantly quirky tale of the hunt for two missing children.

In the summer of 1965, on a small island off the coast of New England, two 12-year-olds fall in love. Sam (Jared Gilman) and Suzy (Kara Hayward) then make a pact to run away together into the wilderness. Now the hunt is on to track down the runaways and bring them home safely. Among those taking part are local sheriff Captain Sharp (Bruce Willis) and Scout Master Ward (Edward Norton) with his Khaki Scout troop. Just to make matters worse for Suzy's eccentric parents, Mr and Mrs Bishop (Bill Murray, Frances McDormand), a violent storm is brewing offshore. This latest wonderfully distinctive creation from the fertile mind of 'The Darjeeling Limited' director Wes Anderson is his sixth collaboration with deadpan Bill Murray. The cast also includes Tilda Swinton.

Monday 4 June 2012

3D - Prometheus


Today I have been to see 3D Prometheus.

Alien' director Ridley Scott returns to sci-fi with a terrifying alien encounter in incredible 3D!

In the late 21st century, a team led by archaeologist Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace) discovers a 35,000 year-old cave painting on the Isle of Skye. It matches images drawn by other, unconnected early civilisations showing a distinctive star system. Shaw interprets this as an invitation, so a spacecraft is launched. After two years in cryogenic suspension, the crew awake above their target planet to be addressed by a hologram of billionaire backer Peter Weyland (Guy Pearce). Among them are Shaw, businesslike Weyland Corporation rep Meredith Vickers (Charlize Theron), advanced android David (Michael Fassbender) and Captain Janek (Idris Elba). But they're about to come face-to-face with a threat to the very future of mankind! 'Blade Runner' director Sir Ridley Scott's brilliant first film in 3D is a very loose prequel to his original 1979 'Alien'.

Sunday 3 June 2012

Men In Black 3


Today I have been to see Men In Black 3.

Alien-battling Agents J and K return for a hilarious time-travelling adventure to save the Earth!

Agent J (Will Smith) always felt that his older partner Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) was holding something back about the alien-monitoring business. So when he finds history has been re-written and K seems to be at the centre of the mystery, it's time to uncover those secrets. J's only hope is to travel back to groovy 1969 and team up with the young Agent K (Josh Brolin). But he has just 24 hours to complete his mission or he'll be trapped in the past forever. That's not much time to save his partner and the agency - not to mention mankind itself! Director Barry Sonnenfeld and Executive Producer Steven Spielberg reunite with stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones for the funniest and most spectacular film in this hugely popular sci-fi comedy series.

What To Expect When You're Expecting


Last Tuesday I went to see What To Expect When You're Expecting.

An all-star romantic comedy about the joys - and surprises! - of impending parenthood.

Five couples have very different experiences as their lives change forever with the arrival of a baby. Self-centred Jules (Cameron Diaz) and Evan (Matthew Morrison) discover that the demands of pregnancy put a brake on their celebrity lifestyles. Baby-crazy author Wendy (Elizabeth Banks) is alarmed to lose control over her body and emotions. Her hubby Gary (Ben Felcone) is intimidated by his own dad, Ramsey (Dennis Quaid), who's expecting twins with trophy wife Skyler (Brooklyn Decker). Photographer Holly (Jennifer Lopez) wants to adopt a child, while reluctant husband Alex (Rodrigo Santoro) seeks solace in a 'dudes' support group. And rival chefs Rosie (Anna Kendrick) and Marco (Chace Crawford) are facing pregnancy before they've even had their first date! Inspired by the enduring 1984 bestseller, this sparkling, truthful comedy is a treat for parents - and prospective parents - everywhere.

Tuesday 22 May 2012

The Dictator


Today I have been to see The Dictator.

Sacha Baron Cohen returns as the world's most appalling tyrant in this hilarious new comedy!

Meet His Excellency Admiral General Shabazz Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen). This luxuriantly bearded despot has devoted his life selflessly to ensuring that democracy will never reach his glorious Republic of Wadiya. Indeed, one great benefit of political debate being rendered superfluous is that the country's National Parliament Building has become a tourist attraction. The supreme leader and his elite squad of foxy female bodyguards even make a state visit to America, where they're given a tour of New York City. Aladeen expects to see all the sights - especially Megan Fox! 'Borat' and 'Bruno' director Larry Charles teams up once again with Sacha Baron Cohen for this outrageous comedy at the expense of the vulgarity and ruthlessness of dictators everywhere. It's based loosely on a novel entitled 'Zabibah and the King', which was allegedly written by Saddam Hussein!

Saturday 19 May 2012

Jeff Who Lives At Home


Last Thursday I went to see Jeff Who Lives At Home.

Quirky comedy about an aging slacker who sets out to discover his destiny!

Man-child Jeff (Jason Segel) thinks the universe is sending him signs about his fate. He lounges in the basement all day, while his long-suffering widowed mother Sharon (Susan Sarandon) works for a living. Jeff's brother Pat (Ed Helms) has long since flown the nest and now has a miserable job and a troubled relationship with wife Linda (Judy Greer). In an attempt to get Jeff out of the house, Sharon sends him on an errand to buy wood glue. Along the way, he runs into Pat. Since everything happens for a reason, this is clearly a signpost to his destiny! Then they spot Linda with another man and embark on a farcical mission to find out whether she's having an affair. This is a sweet-natured, offbeat comedy from the writer/directors of 'Cyrus', with another great comic performance by Jason Segel.

Tuesday 15 May 2012

3D - Piranha 3DD


Tonight I have seen Piranha 3DD.

Last year, Alexandre Aja's 'Piranha 3D' was both an unexpected hit and a very pleasant surprise. Lashings of nudity, gore and knowing humour delivered exactly what the audience wanted. The film also made particularly inventive use of 3D for some of its more memorable set-pieces. One year on, they're all back. The killer fish, that is. This time they've made their way to the summer's best attraction, the Big Wet Water Park, to sink their teeth into more hapless revellers! Christopher Lloyd also returns as the alarmed marine biologist Mr Goodman. And Ving Rhames reprises his role as Deputy Fallon, even though he seemed to be gobbled up in the first film! Incoming director John Gulagar and 'Saw 3D' writers Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton are horror veterans, having previously collaborated on the cult hit 'Feast'.

Tuesday 8 May 2012

The Lucky One


Today I have been to see The Lucky One.

US Marine Sergeant Logan Thibault (Zac Efron) is on his third tour of duty in Iraq. After a night raid he finds something in the rubble - a photograph of a beautiful young woman. When nobody claims it, he keeps the picture with him and credits this lucky charm with his continued survival. Back home in the US, he learns the woman's name is Beth (Taylor Schilling) and tracks her down to North Carolina. Finding himself unable to tell the truth, he wangles a job at the single mother's family-run dog kennels. Their mutual attraction soon develops into a passionate love affair. But the secret he's keeping threatens to tear them apart if it's ever revealed. A romance for anyone who believes in the power of fate, 'The Lucky One' is adapted from the bestseller by Nicholas Sparks, author of 'The Notebook' and 'Dear John'.

Tuesday 1 May 2012

3D Marvel Avengers Assemble


Last Sunday I went to see 3D Avengers Assemble.

Thor, The Hulk, Iron Man and captain America team up in the ultimate Marvel superhero spectacular - in stunning 3D!

The Earth is under attack like never before. Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson), director of international peacekeeping agency SHIELD, knows that he has only one option. An unprecedented recruitment drive must be launched to bring together the greatest superheroes the planet has ever known. That means Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Captain America (Chris Evans), Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner). But can these very different superheroes form an effective team to save the world from the deadly onslaught launched by Thor's adoptive brother, Loki (Tom Hiddleston)? Based on the legendary Marvel comicbook series launched in 1963, 'Avengers Assemble' is the first action movie to feature this mighty alliance of superheroes. Directed by 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' creator Joss Whedon, it explodes onto the screen in immersive 3D!

Saturday 28 April 2012

Salmon Fishing In The Yemen


Today I have been to see Salmon Fishing In the Yemen.

Ewan McGregor stars in a romantic fable about a scientist recruited for a crazy scheme to bring fly-fishing to the desert!

An eccentric, wealthy Sheikh (Amr Wakid) is determined to realise his lifelong dream - salmon fishing in the parched wadis of Yemen. Eager to deflect attention from its latest blunder in the region, the British government seizes on what is potentially a good news story. The Prime Minister's scary spin doctor, Bridget Maxwell (Kristin Scott Thomas), decides to recruit Fred Jones (Ewan McGregor) to oversee the project. A dull and rather pompous fisheries scientist stuck in a stagnating marriage, Jones initially balks at the idea. But when he meets the Sheikh's beautiful English representative, Harriet Chetwode-Talbot (Emily Blunt), his cynicism subsides and he begins to embrace the possible in all aspects of his life. Adapted from Paul Torday's novel by 'Slumdog Millionaire' screenwriter Simon Beaufoy, this charming story is directed by Lasse Hallstrom, who gave us 'Chocolat'.

Thursday 19 April 2012

21 Jump Street


On Tuesday I went to see 21 Jump Street.

When Jenko (Channing Tatum) and Schmidt (Jonah Hill) run into each other at the Metropolitan Police Academy, it's the first time they've met since their schooldays. Back then, Jenko was a jock who bullied nerdy Schmidt relentlessly. But now they decide to become friends. After all, Jenko's brawn and Schmidt's brains are surely a winning combination when it comes to tackling crime. But after fouling up while on park patrol, the hapless duo find their youthful faces get them re-assigned on undercover duty to bust a school drugs ring. Unfortunately, this also means confronting the highs and lows of being a teenager all over again! Renowned as the show that launched Johnny Depp's career, '21 Jump Street' gets a 21st century makeover for a modern audience. And, as well as starring in the film, Jonah Hill also co-wrote the script!

Wednesday 11 April 2012

Titanic in 3D


Last night I went to see Titanic in 3D

One of the biggest and most spectacular films in history sails back into cinemas in astonishing 3D!

A box office record-breaker and nominated for 11 Oscars, 'Titanic' was the film everyone had to see back in 1998. And now there's a reason why everybody should see it on the big screen again! Writer/director James Cameron went on to direct 'Avatar', the epic that showed how awe-inspiring 3D could be. Now he's returned to 'Titanic' to oversee its painstaking conversion to 3D. The secret of the film's success is its combination of incredible spectacle with a touching love story. Recreated in jaw-dropping widescreen magnificence, the dramatic sinking of the RMS Titanic on her maiden voyage exactly 100 years ago is reason enough to watch Cameron's masterpiece. But it's the involving, passionate romance between passengers from opposite ends of the social spectrum - Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) and Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio) - that secured the film's place in movie history.


Tuesday 3 April 2012

Mirror Mirror


Today I have been to see Mirror Mirror.

A sumptuous, funny, family-friendly new version of the classic fairytale with Lily Collins as Snow White and Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen!

A wicked enchantress (Julia Roberts) frets about her fading looks as she schemes to gain control of the throne that rightfully belongs to beautiful orphan Snow White (Lily Collins). She also plans to solve her financial difficulties by marrying a handsome prince (Armie Hammer). But when the prince falls for Snow White instead, the enchantress instructs bungling servant Brighton (Nathan Lane) to banish her to the forest - where a fearsome beast awaits! But our spirited heroine is rescued by seven diminutive outlaws, and they team up to thwart the dastardly plot. Reworked by great visual stylist Tarsem Singh, director of 'The Fall' and 'Immortals, this timeless Grimm bothers fairytale has never looked so stunning. Ravishing costumes, beautiful sets and lashings of laugh-out-loud humour for adults and children alike make it the perfect treat for all the family.

We Bought A Zoo


Today I have been to see We Bought A Zoo.

Matt Damon stars in a true-life inspirational comedy about a single dad who acquires a menagerie!

Journalist Benjamin Mee (Matt Damon) is at a crossroads in his life. Still in mourning for his late wife, he's struggling to raise the couple's two children - teenager Dylan (Colin Ford) and cute seven-year-old Rosie (Maggie Elizabeth Jones). Seeking a change of scene, he decides to relocate his family to the country. He soon finds the perfect home, but there's one tiny detail the estate agent has neglected to share - it comes with its own run-down zoo attached! Even with the help of head keeper Kelly Foster (Scarlett Johansson), they're all on a steep learning curve when it comes to re-opening a zoo full of beasts that range from tigers to snakes. From 'Jerry Maguire' director Cameron Crowe, this lovely family comedy is based on the memoir of the real-life Benjamin Mee, who bought a zoo on Dartmoor.

Tuesday 27 March 2012

The Hunger Games


Tonight I have been to see The Hunger Games.

There can be only one teenage survivor in this thrilling televised battle set in a cruel future USA!

Following the collapse of the United States in the not-too distant future, the new nation of Panem has arisen. To keep its population under control, the government organises a brutal annual contest. Each of Panem's 12 districts selects a boy and a girl aged between 12 and 18 to participate in a televised fight to the death! Taking the place of her younger sister, 16-year-old Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) volunteers to become District 12's female 'tribute'. Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson) is selected as her male counterpart. Training them for their ordeal is Haymitch Abernathy (Woody Harrelson), a drunken survivor of a previous contest. Adapted by Suzanne Collins from the first book in her bestselling Hunger Games young adult novel trilogy, this compelling action-romance boasts another terrifically tough performance by 'Winter's Bone' star Jennifer Lawrence.

Wednesday 21 March 2012

We Bought A Zoo


Today I have been to see We Bought A Zoo.

Matt Damon stars in a true-life inspirational comedy about a single dad who acquires a menagerie!

Journalist Benjamin Mee (Matt Damon) is at a crossroads in his life. Still in mourning for his late wife, he's struggling to raise the couple's two children - teenager Dylan (Colin Ford) and cute seven-year-old Rosie (Maggie Elizabeth Jones). Seeking a change of scene, he decides to relocate his family to the country. He soon finds the perfect home, but there's one tiny detail the estate agent has neglected to share - it comes with its own run-down zoo attached! Even with the help of head keeper Kelly Foster (Scarlett Johansson), they're all on a steep learning curve when it comes to re-opening a zoo full of beasts that range from tigers to snakes. From 'Jerry Maguire' director Cameron Crowe, this lovely family comedy is based on the memoir of the real-life Benjamin Mee, who bought a zoo on Dartmoor.

Wednesday 14 March 2012

This Means War


Last night I went to see This Means War.

Two CIA agents fight over the same woman in an explosive, stunt-filled action-comedy.

Star Trek's Chris Pine and versatile British star Tom Hardy play a pair of top CIA agents who are at the top of their game. They work hard, play hard and are the best of buddies. But then they discover they're both dating the same attractive blonde - Lauren Scott (Reese Witherspoon). Now the gloves are off as these two ultra-competitive alpha males set out to win two-timing Lauren's heart without revealing to her that they know each other! And anything goes in this spy versus spy contest, as both of them have access to all the high-tech toys their Agency has to offer. Action king McG, who gave us 'Terminator Salvation' and the Charlie's Angels movies, pulls out all the stops as these two deadly agents who are used to bringing down nations turn their impressive firepower on each other.

Tuesday 6 March 2012

Safe House


Tonight I have been to see Safe House at Stockport Cineworld.

Denzel Washington plays a cunning rogue agent in this adrenalin-fuelled action thriller.

As the rookie in charge of the CIA's safe house in a Cape Town backwater, Matt Weston (Ryan Reynolds) is frustrated. He craves promotion from 'housekeeper' to fully-fledged agent, but knows he'll never get this without field experience. Then all of Matt's Christmases come at once, or so it seems, when he receives an unexpected 'guest' - Tobin Frost (Denzel Washington), reportedly the most dangerous man in the world. On the run for nearly a decade and wanted in 36 countries, this rogue agent has been selling secrets to the highest bidder. But as soon as Frost is brought in for debriefing, mercenaries burst in and smash up the safe house. The duo barely escape with their lives. On the run, it's now up to Weston to figure out who wants them dead - terrorists or someone inside the Agency with something to hide?

Friday 2 March 2012

The Muppets


Today I have been to see The Muppets.

"It's time to play the music" as the Muppets return with a hilarious adventure to delight fans old and new!

Twelve years after their last big-screen adventure, the Muppets have gone their separate ways. Kermit lives in a mansion with his '80s robot. Fozzie ekes out a living as leader of feeble counterfeit troupe The Moopets. And Miss Piggy is Plus-Size Editor for Vogue in Paris. But not everybody has forgotten The Muppets. Super-fan Walter is overjoyed to visit the Muppet theatre in LA with his brother Gary (Jason Segel) and Gary's girlfriend Mary (Amy Adams). But when they find that evil oil tycoon Tex Richman (Chris Cooper) is planning to demolish the run-down old place, the race is on to save it by re-uniting the gang for a telethon. British director James Bobin, of 'Flight of the Conchords' fame, breathes new life into Jim Henson's creation with this hugely enjoyable and playful romp.